Ok gents, we’ve all been in this position. Your lady comes home from her 7 hour expedition at the shopping mall and wants to get your opinion (which, in fact, means absolutely nothing because she made up her mind already before she even asked you). She tries on her new outfit and asks “What do you think?” You are now standing there wishing there was a snickers bar close enough that you can shove it into your mouth to buy yourself a couple minutes. Unluckily for you, there are no snicker bars on hand and times-a-ticking. You have 2 options:
- Honestly say it doesn’t look good. This sounds like suicide, and it is. Don’t be fooled by people who say “be honest, she will appreciate it even more”. Those people are obvious masochists who love prolonged hours of icy across the room stares and cold shoulders. I don’t know about you, but I like my shoulders warm.
- Lie. You could lie, say it looks good when it doesn’t, and risk her seeing right through you. I say don’t do it, in all honesty she knows if it looks good or not.
The answer:
Either way you’re screwed, my advice is to ask so many mundane questions about irrelevant parts of the outfit that she gives up and goes with what she would go with anyway. Good luck, and I’d recommend getting some of those candy bars to fill your mouth next time.
He really freaking does this and now I know!
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