Michelle writes in stereotypical pink.
Max writes in stereotypical blue.
But don't get it twisted. We are not stereotypical.

About us





Michelle loves otters

&

Max loves doing manly things





We humbly live in a one-bedroom POS apartment in San Francisco. Last month, the walls were infested with mice until they died and stunk up the bedroom. This month, it is terribly cold and we are forced to wear gloves inside. However, the apartment is filled with love and we have a Christmas tree.
WOOHOOO need we say more?!